All about ME!

["It always has been!" he said breathlessly, as he proceeded to answer these probing questions, bored with the public's relentless curiosity about his personal life.]

It's a meme - I was tagged by Marlon Brando at Stella and Cathy at Recovering Alcoholic - oops! I meant Recovering Dissident Catholic. Here goes:

All About MEme

1. Male or Female: Very handsome male trapped in a fat, old, ugly body.

2. Married or Single (or religious): Single...with many personalities.

3. Dream vacation: My back yard and Demerol.

4. Birthplace: St. Paul, Minnesota - sadly - the East Side, I'm no longer allowed back there however.

5. Area I live in currently: South Minneapolis - a stone's throw from the creek.

6. Someone you wish you could meet: Blessed Pier Giorgio Frassati, Heather Locklear, Eric Sheske, Bill Clinton, and Sting.

7. Biggest "pet-peeve": Gossip and back-biting bitches. (Male and female.)

8. Favorite Religious devotion: Eucharistic adoration, the Rosary and the Chaplet of Divine Mercy.

9. Favorite Saint (besides the Blessed Mother): Too many to name, plus I've done that in another meme.

10. Favorite sport that you play: Synchronized swimming. ROFLMAO!

11. Favorite food: Ribeye steak off the grill.

12. Tridentine or Novus Ordo: Both, if they are according to the rubrics and offered devoutly.

13. Would you (or are you) home school or public school: I would never subject children to me as a parent. I was educated in both Catholic and public schools - my home schooling taught me never to get married or beget children.

14. How many kids do you have: 2 cats and myself...3 I guess.

15. Ever been in an auto accident: Yes. Every one of them a rear-ender, I guess I have a cute one.

16. Ever seen a Pope in person: Yes, JPII and Paul VI...they both had the same crosier.

17. Languages that you know fluently: English and Jive.

18. Last movie you saw in theaters: This is soooooooo embarrasing..."The Devil Wears Prada".

19. Favorite Blog: Mine...then everyone in my blogroll - that is why they are there.

20. Your thoughts on Barney, the Easter bunny, and Santa Claus:
  • Barney is gay...I think he is really Paul Ruben, who needed work after PeeWee got caught with his wee-wee - no matter - he's insipid.

  • Easter Bunny: He's cute and fuzzy.

  • Santa Claus: He is St. Nicholas. Geesh! What's the big deal?

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