Stirring the pot...

Pa Kettle's politically-incorrect take on the Democratic candidates.

I don't like Barack Obama. I would much rather see Hilary win the nomination.

Now, just being a farmer here in Minnesota, I don't trust Obama. Barack is a name from the Koran you know - it means "blessed" and his middle name is Hussein - didn't Bush just start a war to get rid of a fella named Hussein? His early education was in Indonesia. Aren't terrorists from that area of the world? He says he's Christian, but his dad and his name is Muslim. I know that sounds all narrow-minded and stuff, and like I'm trying to cook up some kinda conspiracy theory that he is really a Muslim plant, and if elected he will establish Sharia law, but I'm not goin' there.

Conspiracy theorists are already having a field day because the drunken faction of the Kennedy clan is endorsing him. Teddy and Caroline think he is another Jack. Well, the Kennedys have jacked us enough over the decades, don't you think?

And don't forget New Age guru Oprah's endorsement... "He's sooooo evolved, Gail!" What the hell does that mean conspiracy theorists of the world? Huh? The guy is only a first term junior senator from Illinois - he came out of nowhere - has no experience to govern - plus, he's been campaigning for president since entering the Senate. So how could he have been a decent senator?

And "black man, black man - where do you come from?" Definitely not from the same background and experience of most African-Americans, who should never forget that Bill Clinton was our nation's first black president in the first place. (Obama is also half white - so he isn't really black.) The guy is more like an Ivy League pod-person from the "Body Snatchers"... he is synthetic and manufactured.

“American life is a powerful solvent. It seems to neutralize every intellectual element, however tough and alien it may be, and to fuse it in the native goodwill, complacency, thoughtlessness, and optimism.” - George Santayana

If you are a Democrat - vote for Hilary, we already know what's in her closet.