From an email:

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from
the beginning and, when I confront him, he denies everything.What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.

It is so humiliating.Also, since he lost his job six years ago, hehasn't even looked for a new one.
All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruisearound and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills.Since our daughter went away to college he doesn'teven pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed:

Clueless

Response:

Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman.

You don't need him anymore!

You're a United States Senator from New York running for President of the United States . Act like one!